Funny Chatlogs

Hi there!
I've been saving some funny moments from the ingame-chat over the last few months:

08.11.2018 08:16:17 Global Faccia * is it ok to say "dumb ▀▀▀▀▀ please stop going to prison"
08.11.2018 08:16:39 Global civilian * well yeah because the resulting effects might benefit society on a grand scale
08.11.2018 08:16:48 Global civilian * at the cost of 1 person's feelings
08.11.2018 08:17:21 Global civilian * if you tell someone to stop going to jail they will focus that energy to being a doctor or something
08.11.2018 08:17:50 Global [CRC]TaylorHUN * -civilian, 2018




08.11.2018 12:36:33 Global crewman_kid we should have a PR Lord Of The Rings spin off...
08.11.2018 12:36:49 Global crewman_kid can we havethat?
08.11.2018 12:37:22 Global crewman_kid man i love lord of the ring
08.11.2018 12:37:44 Global crewman_kid makes my peepee hard




13.12.2018 08:02:34 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 8 m] Coyote99
13.12.2018 08:03:14 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 11 m] CPL. 3dFu6
13.12.2018 08:05:27 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 15 m] anthonyroman
13.12.2018 08:05:27 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 8 m] Kyiv type80
13.12.2018 08:05:27 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 18 m] NONooBOB12
13.12.2018 08:07:07 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 18 m] CPL. 3dFu6
13.12.2018 08:08:56 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 7 m] Karolyyys4
13.12.2018 08:09:20 Global -U1- Maic * fucking idiot
13.12.2018 08:09:22 Global -U1- Maic * kick him
13.12.2018 08:09:29 Global -U1- Maic * walking on ally mines
13.12.2018 08:13:05 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 5 m] Sgt.Dragunov
13.12.2018 08:15:50 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 13 m] anthonyroman
13.12.2018 08:16:17 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 12 m] xROMANO
13.12.2018 08:17:21 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 10 m] Karolyyys4
13.12.2018 08:18:48 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 11 m] NONooBOB12
13.12.2018 08:18:48 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 1 m] xROMANO
13.12.2018 08:21:37 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_mine_ied : 24 m] Sgt.Dragunov
13.12.2018 08:22:40 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 11 m] Pubes
13.12.2018 08:22:59 OpFor Karolyyys4 maic is having lots of fun lmfao
13.12.2018 08:24:26 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 28 m] Karolyyys4
13.12.2018 08:27:28 OpFor -U1- Maic just the tower are free of mines
13.12.2018 08:27:30 OpFor -U1- Maic all copy?
13.12.2018 08:27:36 OpFor -U1- Maic enter by the tower
13.12.2018 08:28:54 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 18 m] xROMANO
13.12.2018 08:29:49 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 2 m] Pubes
13.12.2018 08:30:25 Admin Alert -U1- Maic [insrg_watercontainer_ied : 12 m] Sgt.Dragunov


14.12.2018 10:08:47 OpFor 1 DeStrox kick smellmopwho
14.12.2018 10:08:52 OpFor 1 SmellMopWho why
14.12.2018 10:09:06 OpFor 1 DeStrox i dont know


21.12.2018 13:36:58 Global =MeRk= NiLSFiSh. did you like me doing the ZIG ZAG
21.12.2018 13:37:09 BluFor -=SF=- |U.S.A.|Akeem Is that the right question to ask now bud?
21.12.2018 13:37:11 Global =MeRk= NiLSFiSh. run
21.12.2018 13:37:29 BluFor -=SF=- |U.S.A.|Akeem I mean seriously bud, is that the right fucking question to ask now??
21.12.2018 13:37:38 BluFor -=SF=- |U.S.A.|Akeem Who am I shooting at?
21.12.2018 13:38:02 BluFor -=SF=- |U.S.A.|Akeem FUcking Sherlock


[11:05:57 TEAM 1] =MTS= Antilopax: shit
[11:06:07 TEAM 1] S!ckDope: are you ok
[11:06:13 TEAM 1] =MTS= Antilopax: no, I died
[11:06:17 TEAM 1] S!ckDope: lol
[11:06:29 TEAM 1] S!ckDope: be careful buddy'
[11:06:40 TEAM 1] =MTS= Antilopax: ok



07.02.2019 07:57:12 OpFor =MeRk= DR.WANKENSTEIN ({|})
07.02.2019 07:57:19 OpFor =MeRk= DR.WANKENSTEIN just a suggestion
07.02.2019 07:57:27 OpFor <({})> MammaryGlands lol
07.02.2019 07:57:30 OpFor <({})> MammaryGlands good idea
07.02.2019 07:58:08 OpFor =MeRk= DR.WANKENSTEIN i was thinking all day about that subtle change and how it could drastically increase your vagility
07.02.2019 07:58:17 OpFor RiceWorrier what?
07.02.2019 07:58:27 OpFor RiceWorrier INCReSE VEGINA?d
07.02.2019 07:58:30 OpFor =MeRk= DR.WANKENSTEIN kfor nips's vaj tag
07.02.2019 07:58:43 OpFor =MeRk= DR.WANKENSTEIN nvm



05.03.2019 10:56:01 Admin Alert Envzy [chrif_type56_1 : 81 m] MaxPoweII2
05.03.2019 10:56:29 OpFor MaxPoweII2 THAT WAS A NICE SHOT YOU SHOULD TRY IT ON ENEMYS


28.03.2019 10:36:08 Global Mixt tank how does that c4 taste
28.03.2019 10:36:19 Global MinibubaLT * taste like shit
28.03.2019 10:36:27 Global D@RKLORD * goddamnit we were waiting for the end screen


09.05.2019 07:16:57 OpFor ~Techies~ squad 5 do not use the bomb truck!
09.05.2019 07:17:00 OpFor ~Techies~ bring it back
09.05.2019 07:17:21 Global sinharib nah u can use it for mobility



19.06.2019 07:56:39 Global Hiyy loving this round!! haha
19.06.2019 07:56:45 Global NickLie no
19.06.2019 07:56:50 Global Hiyy you like the jeep? honk if you do
19.06.2019 07:56:58 Global NickLie honk
19.06.2019 07:56:58 Global Hiyy honker for me
19.06.2019 07:57:13 Global NickLie where are you?
19.06.2019 07:57:24 Global Hiyy Hear me?
19.06.2019 07:57:28 Global NickLie no
19.06.2019 07:57:33 Global NickLie yesa
19.06.2019 07:57:45 Global NickLie a jeep ran me over
19.06.2019 07:57:47 Global Hiyy put it dow
19.06.2019 07:57:58 Global NickLie I thought it was an ice cream truck
19.06.2019 07:57:59 Global Hiyy I told you to put it down
19.06.2019 07:58:09 Global NickLie I am dead
19.06.2019 07:58:17 Global Hiyy * so are we
19.06.2019 07:58:18 Global NickLie can you tell my friends to revive me



[01:31:06 TEAMKILL] Blaszczykowski [ussht_mossberg590] ]SOD[ [VN].SLATuAn
[01:31:25 T2 SQUAD 5] BillCutting: did i just witness a war crime
[01:31:33 T2 SQUAD 5] Blaszczykowski: no
[01:31:41 T2 SQUAD 5] BillCutting: lol ok
[01:32:15 T2 SQUAD 5] Blaszczykowski: mercy killing
[01:32:30 T2 SQUAD 5] BillCutting: Good shit


[01:30:00 TEAM 1] Pvt Dushnozzle: be advised the WEST bridge is mined to shit
[01:30:08 TEAM 1] NP|CPL OneFurryFox: i am advised
[01:30:14 TEAMKILL] Pvt Dushnozzle [insrg_watercontainer_ied] Pvt Dushnozzle
[01:30:14 TEAMKILL] Pvt Dushnozzle [insrg_watercontainer_ied] zhifubao
[01:30:21 TEAM 1] Pvt Dushnozzle: WTF?
[01:30:25 TEAM 1] zhifubao: ??
[01:30:29 TEAM 1] Pvt Dushnozzle: sorry mine broke af
[01:30:30 TEAM 1] zhifubao: WTF
[01:30:38 TEAM 1] Pvt Dushnozzle: i backed off and it blew up
[01:30:38 TEAM 1] zhifubao: ok


19.06.2019 09:14:05 Global jbar45 WE THE POLICE
19.06.2019 09:14:17 Global jbar45 YOU ARE SURROUNDED MOSQUE
19.06.2019 09:14:17 [BCG] masterkiller321 KayJay. rushmg_dshk
19.06.2019 09:14:17 [BCG] masterkiller321 Willful_Murderr rushmg_dshk
19.06.2019 09:14:17 [BCG] masterkiller321 jbar45 rushmg_dshk
19.06.2019 09:14:34 Global Willful_Murderr * you just killed the police!!!!!



25.06.2019 12:34:43 Global bird asd111qq eating kfc is the bace
25.06.2019 12:49:29 OpFor 1 *=CAS= AK-74_M he said he is eating kfc
25.06.2019 12:53:23 OpFor =CAS= AK-74_M commander you going to do shit or your fat ass will be eating kfc the entire gme


09.07.2019 06:51:13 OpFor [KKCK] Larva18 WHAT??? SHUT UP PROST!
09.07.2019 06:51:19 OpFor [BAD] ProstBR shut up?
09.07.2019 06:51:38 OpFor [KKCK] Larva18 YES... YOU USE THE URAL LIKE A UBER!!!!


15.07.2019 08:56:14 OpFor IV.T cantpicknameiwant so pointing out that valuable intel is = complaining.
15.07.2019 08:56:36 OpFor crusader1 why's that = mark there?
15.07.2019 08:56:39 OpFor crusader1 seems out of place



16.08.2019 08:59:59 OpFor Viperr some random person just asked how big my dick was
16.08.2019 09:00:05 OpFor Viperr how do i respond?



21.08.2019 07:08:05 Global THRICE dryBrisket * IM TRYING
21.08.2019 07:08:22 Global TheGateMetal * to fap



28.08.2019 12:56:09 Global Warfighter1021 the british started shooting at the cache and i was like dayum
28.08.2019 12:56:22 Global Safety_OffV1.0 then we were like - bam bam bam
28.08.2019 12:56:31 Global Safety_OffV1.0 now we're having tea




28.08.2019 14:39:54 Global anas anasnassif10 guys how to talk to my squad
28.08.2019 14:40:05 Global >OMC< CoolLove alt+f4
28.08.2019 14:40:27 Global anas anasnassif10 alt+f4 i leave the game shut fuck up bitch





12.09.2019 12:18:12 Global crayon * !r intentional roadkill, 50cal techie
12.09.2019 12:19:12 Game Roadkills are allowed if they arent excessive - PRISM user armoff
12.09.2019 12:19:29 Global crayon !r it felt excessive



12.09.2019 15:12:49 Global xDyou21 how to place a booby trap?
12.09.2019 15:13:14 Global CMEN Unicode right click when you have the grenade selected
12.09.2019 15:13:31 Global ]SOD[ [VN].SLATuAn left click then wait until it drop and step on it for testing it work
12.09.2019 15:13:37 Global CMEN Unicode then lie down and press e on the grenade




18.09.2019 08:15:16 BluFor Dippy-the-Skippy Anybody know how to VTOL correctly? I got how to activate it, but landing is hard
18.09.2019 08:15:56 Admin Alert Dippy-the-Skippy [killed : 8 m] SirTeddyMcFluffyPuff
18.09.2019 08:16:02 BluFor * Dippy-the-Skippy Woops
18.09.2019 08:16:07 Global SirTeddyMcFluffyPuff * woops...

Ah, I like some German humour.

2019-09-17 23:46:42 GLOBAL] IV.T Justice: what do you call a group of people that play different instruments together?

2019-09-17 23:46 Ragamuffin: danielj banned by IV.T Justice (perm)

2019-09-17 [23:46:48 DISCONNECT] ' Ragamuffin' disconnected with IP: xxx.xxx.xx.xx

^^BUMP ^^

PLEASE keep this thread alive. it needs to be updated on a daily basis.
best comedy IMO is on the chat log.
Fucking gold!